How do you feel after you finish your bubble tea?

Emp-tea

What is the queen’s favorite beverage?

Royal Tea

Why did the bubble tea go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little shaken.

What do you call a boba shop run by aliens?

ET-tea!

What type of car would an anime little sister drive?

A Nii-san

What do you get when you cross Sailor Moon and a cow?

Sailor Moo.

What do you call a purple root?

Never mind, it’s a taro-ble joke.

What do you call a hilarious boba?

A bubble of laughs.

What’s a boba favorite music?

Pop!

How does Jesus make tea?

Hebrews it.

How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She drank it before it was cool, man.

Is your name Matcha?

Because you whisked me off my feet.